Solies: Aw, Emma, you look mad. What's wrong?
Emma: Emma's stolen my files.
Solies: But...you are Emma.
Emma: Today I'm UNIX Emma. But Past Emma was Windows Emma and she's the one who has my files.
Solies: Can't you become Windows Emma?
Emma: ...well, yes, but...
Solies: Embrace both Emmas, the UNIX and the Windows.
Emma: But I'm supposed to be ( Read more... )

Emma: Fire when ready.
IM: Begins rapidly firing high intensity laser beams in all directions in a controlled burst. All hostiles eliminated, your Eminence.
Emma: Excellent! Let's blow this joint! Drinks on me!
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Emma: And that's exactly what happened.
Jumpie: I don't really understand. You ran a search and replace script and now you're ( Read more... )

Emma: Where was I?
Past Emma: (From notes left in comments in the source control system) Completed X, Y, and Q. The only things left are Z and F.
Emma: Thank you.
Past Emma: My pleasure.
Emma: Bring it up on screen 1.
IM: On screen now.
Emma: Thank you. I'm going to work on this. Monitor the communications channels and let me know if anything ( Read more... )